This isn't meant to be an article. It's just something odd I dreamed of last night.

I dreamt I found a Shockwave file in xcomickittyx's Scrapbook folder on her DeviantART entitled "Pasta Monsters: The End." The thumbnail was a silhouette of Jeff against a beach sunset. It was set up in a way so that each panel took up a whole screen, like that Korean screamer comic you've probably been tricked into seeing by now (trolls post links to it in Chat sometimes). It opened with Jeff, teary-eyed, saying "I'm sorry, everybody. G-goodbye..." In the next panel, he plunged his knife through his chest, blood gushing out like a fountain. In the next, he closed his eyes (which is strange, since he has no eyelids) and slumped against the wall, turning to stone from the legs up in an animation accompanied by the sound of The Great Deku Tree dying in Ocarina Of Time. The final panel showed Jeff, now fully petrified, with Smiledog lying by his side, whimpering, while Ben looked on with a mournful expression. It said "THE END" in blood-red letters beneath the depressing scene.  

I think this may have something to do with the Jeff list-trollpasta things I've been making lately. Or maybe not.

Written by Furbearingbrick.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was originally a blog post.